Attempt at a new game here…
I find inappropriate comments very funny, so I’m thinking we could get a good laugh by coming up with some..
So, someone will present a certain situation, and the person below will post something you shouldn’t say in that situation (and you can post more than one comment), and then post a new hypothetical situation.
Examples:
Things you shouldn’t say on a plane.
“Can I borrow your barf bag?”
Things you shouldn’t say on a first date.
“Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
Get it?
Ok so:
Things you shouldn’t say at Thanksgiving dinner.
Discussions
Add New »Things you shouldn’t say… (GAME)
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@ Em: Let us bow our heads in grace…….. (aka: I have no fucking clue what grace is)
Things you shouldn’t say to your boss.Can you help me with my CV for a new job interview?
Things you shouldn’t say at a yoga class.(sorry, Idk what a CV is)
Hey nice ass, WHEN YOU BEND OVER LIKE THAT.
Things you shouldn’t say coming out of the womb.Holy hell it smelled like ass in there!
Things you shouldn’t say to your girlfriend.I look at porn.
Things you shouldn’t say to a member of the same sex whom you think is attractive.Nice dong bro!
Things you shouldn’t say when someone walks in on you having sex.Don’t just stand there watching!
Things to not say when you first meet someoneHas anyone told you yet that you have a weird shaped head?
Things not to say to an old acquaintance you have just bumped into in public (you have no idea who this person really is anymore). Difficulty: Hard”Hey Susan!”
things not to say to your girlfriends father during the first handshake.Your daughter’s very flexible.
Things not to say when you’re serving someone food.I dropped it on the floor but for less than 3 seconds, you’ll live.
Things not to say to trick-or-treaters.Ooooh nice costumes! But I like your BUTTS even MORE.
Things not to say to a girl whose boyfriend just dumped her.Jesus so why did he stay with you so long?
or
Would you like to see the backseat of my car?
Things you shouldn’t say when someone steps onto the elevator with you.Quick you better get out I just farted.
Things not to say to someone whose dog just died.
