Never regret your choices; at one time, you thought they were the right ones.
Wow, I haven't updated this box in 3 years! How time has flown.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It goes by so fast unless you savor every bite.–me?
"Don't take life too seriously, no one makes it out alive anyway"
"On the Keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key."
"I'm really horny for a cigarette right now. Too bad i quit…" Me
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch everyone wonder how the hell you did it." Random Facebook Flair
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." Emo Philips
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
"There are plenty of ways to enter a pool, but the stairs are not one of them."
"You don't get to choose your own nickname."
"Be kind; everyone has a hard fight ahead of them."