-If you don't ride the wave, you'll find yourself beneath it.
-Any given situation is only temporary.
-After a certain point, expectations only serve as a blueprint for disappointment.
-The past serves well as a teacher for the future, but not as a model for the present.
-You can never be old and wise if you were never once young and foolish.
-Expecting life to be fair because you think you're a good person is like expecting a bull not to charge you because you're a vegetarian.
-Respect.

"Have you seen the remote?"
"Did you check under the couch?"
"Who the hell is chucking it under the couch???"

"Knowledge is power."
"No, POWER is power!"

"You must unlearn what you have learned."

"Retarded people can't be offended by the word 'retarded' because they're retarded. If they do get offended, then they're probably not that retarded."

"This will not stand. This aggression will not stand, man."

Everything except reggaeton or dubstep. Everything–even country…but NOT reggaeton or dubstep. I would rather irrigate my ears with ghost pepper juice than listen to reggaeton or dubstep.