on the toilet
-If you don't ride the wave, you'll find yourself beneath it.
Better a smart-ass than a dumb-ass.
"Have you seen the remote?"
"Knowledge is power."
"You must unlearn what you have learned."
"Retarded people can't be offended by the word 'retarded' because they're retarded. If they do get offended, then they're probably not that retarded."
"This will not stand. This aggression will not stand, man."
The Odyssey, Hamlet, A Million Little Pieces, Best American Nonrequired Reading series, Mark Twain, Robert Frost
Everything except reggaeton or dubstep. Everything–even country…but NOT reggaeton or dubstep. I would rather irrigate my ears with ghost pepper juice than listen to reggaeton or dubstep.
|Film & TV|
TV: Sons of Anarchy, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, King of the Hill, South Park, Big Bang Theory
Film: The Big Lebowski, Superbad, Batman: The Dark Knight, The Shining, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Drunken Master, Grandma's Boy