By the way guys, did you know you have a potentially untapped sexual organ?

3 years, 6 months ago

Did cavemen masturbate?

October 24, 2011 at 12:22 am

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Profile photo of Raphael Raphael (@raphael) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

1. Buy a prostate massager.

2. Learn to use it (Don’t forget and all-natural lube!)

3. Experience multiple mind blowing full body orgasms!

PS: Girls, you should also research information on bettering your orgasms.

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Profile photo of Alex Alex (@alexsell) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

i prefer not to put things in my ass…but thanks for the heads up

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Profile photo of 1.61803399 1.61803399 (@drunkmonkmeth) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

Not sure if serious.

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Profile photo of Eric Eric M (@blankey) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

hahahahah

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Profile photo of Ray Butler Ray Butler M (@trek79) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

Calls to mind Stiffler from American Pie. If it’s a hot nurse how could it be bad?

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Profile photo of CosmicLemonade CosmicLemonade (@cosmiclemonade) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

Sweet

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Profile photo of Raphael Raphael (@raphael) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

Yes it’s serious and if you don’t like putting things up your ass then start with something small; the rewards will be worth it. :-)

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Profile photo of ELI var namnet ELI var namnet (@manimal) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

That sounds horrible, dude.

Masturbation toys? Seriously? That’s just fucked up. Sex is done with people, not plastic machines.

Anal prostate stimulation is bad. Very bad. You know how when you ride a bike long distances you can’t get a boner afterwards. That’s because you’re pushing lightly on the prostate. When you go direct and hard like that, it’s way worse. People have gone sterile from this, which means no children in the future. Vibration is also bad, it ruins muscles and nerves. Plastic shouldn’t enter your body at all, especially not in your ass where it’s absorbed into your body.

Additionally, doing it will “milk” you, which is really, really fucking horrible for your health. One ejaculation wastes more important nutrients than you eat in a day, a milking like that equals many ejaculations. It’s very very bad for your health.

Last of all, it makes you weaker. Because you’re attacking important body parts and stretching and weakening muscles that should be firm. If you wanna get all esoteric and shit, it will make you leak energy, it breaks two energy centers.

Don’t abuse your prostate.

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Profile photo of ELI var namnet ELI var namnet (@manimal) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

Appendix: If you want a mindblowing full-body orgasm, just meet a hot woman and enjoy her. It’s that simple. Way better than anything you can do alone, and not as pathetic.

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Profile photo of Woodsy Woodsy (@woodsy) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

ty for info Manimal. I was always skeptical about this

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Profile photo of Ellie Ellie M (@tangledupinplaid21) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

What guys, no anal? Where’s your sense of adventure? And you are all supposed to be open minded… ;)

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Profile photo of EEL EEL (@mindlessfreak30) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

Open minded sure….but not open ended lol

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Profile photo of Alex Alex (@hollowinfinity) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

oh come on guys, doesn’t everyone wanna get a human centipede style gang-bang going on?

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Profile photo of SomewhatRelative SomewhatRelative (@setu) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

lol @Lee

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Profile photo of Ellie Ellie M (@tangledupinplaid21) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

alex, who wouldn’t?

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Profile photo of jake arends jake arends (@jakexx) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

hahahaha,@alex and ellie

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Profile photo of Ellie Ellie M (@tangledupinplaid21) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

Manimal, are you saying lesbians shouldn’t be able to enjoy the benefits of phallic inspired sex toys?

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Profile photo of Rory Rory (@devitt94) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

@Manimal where are you getting this information from? I’ve searched all over the net and can’t find anyone who suggests any negative health effects of prostate stimulation. In fact, some are suggesting it can help prevent the growth of cancer cells in that region.

For those of you interested, here’s a few interesting sites I found:

http://www.prostate-health-center.com/prostate-massage.php

http://www.prostate-massage-and-health.com/self-prostate-stimulation.html

http://www.steadyhealth.com/prostate_massage_effects_t113296.html

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Profile photo of Raphael Raphael (@raphael) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

@Manimal I completely disagree with everything you said.

It’s very healthy, improves sexual stamina and helps create a much deeper and more intimate relationship with your partner.

I’m surprised at the general reaction; I thought people would be more interested in this kind of thing. There seems to be a lot of stigma attached, mainly derived from negative/immature outlooks. :-(

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Profile photo of ELI var namnet ELI var namnet (@manimal) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

@Ellie Where did you get that idea? Do they have a prostate or sperm? No. Are all dildos plastic? No. Do they all vibrate? No. And even if the answers were yes, it’s still a decision, free will. Enjoy what you want, as long as you accept the consequences. But then again, the question is why a lesbian would want a fake penis inserted, doesn’t sound very lesbian at all. If they want penis (fake counts too) they’re obviously not real lesbians.

@Raphael Disagree as much as you want, doesn’t change anything. I don’t care about opinions, all I care about is fact. It isn’t healthy at all, it drains your energy something awful, meaning you age faster and become weaker. Seriously, you’re wasting the stuff that all your manliness stems from, and your strenght along with it.

And could you please tell me how sticking a toy up your own Equus africanus asinus would deepen your relationship with your partner.

You’re just making things up, because you want to believe that it’s a good thing. It isn’t, don’t fool yourself. If you wanna play with yourself like that, go ahead and do so, but don’t make false claims about it being healthy or whatever.

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Profile photo of Jordan Lejuwaan Jordan Lejuwaan A (@jordan) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

I’m with Raphael on this one. I was totally weirded out by the idea until a girlfriend who is a sex expert convinced me to try it before I judged it. It’s strange at first (really strange) but it becomes comfortable, and then pleasurable. I’ve heard that the orgasms are as powerful as female orgasms, but I haven’t achieved that yet.

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Profile photo of Em Em (@emily) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

Haha Jordan you’re awesome!! Yeah my ex liked it? I never brought him to orgasm though either:( I’ll have to let him know about the prostate massager :)

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Profile photo of Bobby Bobby (@bobbylloydxd) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

I have heard that if you let your partner put their finger in your ass during intercourse that you can have some pretty incredible orgasms. I’ve never tried it, I’d be open to it though. Masturbating with toys in my ass is just something I don’t need to do though. I know it might be a counter high existence mind set, but some things I would rather remain naive about.

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Profile photo of Rory Rory (@devitt94) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

@Manimal you keep saying all you care about is fact, when you haven’t yet told us where youre getting these ‘facts’ from?

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Profile photo of CosmicLemonade CosmicLemonade (@cosmiclemonade) 3 years, 6 months ago ago

I think the stigma comes from a belief that some sexual acts are not ‘natural’, or that our bodies were not meant to do these things. We aren’t meant to not do anything though. We are meant to do… whatever we want. I really don’t think there is anything wrong with it. Its a matter of preference that people repress in favor of belief in the unnatural.

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