Do ya get it?

Having a dick is pretty sweet. Peeing standing up, fucking chicks, peeing far, helicoptering…

@tine, Women can’t take a piss outside? That’s the strangest shit I’ve ever heard? They do it all the time, and yknow, humans didn’t always have houses. There was a time when there was no indoors. And even so, people didn’t piss or shit indoors until very recently.

I actually believed in that length pissing stuff too, but I’ve seen evidence of the opposite. I once saw a girl piss a distance of several meters (why did I even witness that you ask? Well, viral e-mails can be very weird.) and I’ve never seen a guy do anywhere close to that.

The hose doesn’t push, so technically it’s just reducing the power of the stream.

But yknow, I highly doubt that girls can write their name in the snow like we can, and that’s not something to take lightly.
Girls can’t do water bombs, but neither can circumcised dudes.

Women can’t scare predators away with their piss, we can.

Having a dick is good times, great times.
But those reasons you offered simply aren’t valid at all.

@cristinelizabeth, Don’t you think that’s a bit one-sided?

Who gossip more about sex? Men or women? Women, right.
And think about those idolized sex symbols that everyone wants to fuck just because they’re highly regarded territory, most of those are males. And there’s millions of girls screaming their lungs out at the mere sight of this territory.

You can make a guy weak with your pussy too, and you can tease him with it just as much as he can tease you with his pecker, if not more. You can be the one to trigger his beast mode, and then he’ll be coming back for sure, again and again, willing to do a whole lot for that sweet sweet fucking.

Good pussy is very addicting, and as we all know it’s quality above quantity, a girl can easily claim a man for herself if her fuck is good enough, and then he won’t be looking elsewhere.
Not just the pussy, the seductive powers of women are very underestimated, because most don’t know how to use them.

Women can tame men just like men can tame women.

And this might sound a bit chauvinist, but women have much more use for a man sticking around than vice versa.

@cristinelizabeth, True, true, but it’s important to show that you’re a Woman too, not just some girl who just wants validation.

I think the most important aspect of a good fuck is to not be timid and stifled, to just fucking do what you want and be proud of it. I’m so sick of girls who are all shy and apologetic about it, who won’t take any initiative whatsoever, who just lay there like a dead fish. Girls who can’t take a good fucking or even make it worthwhile.
Also, stamina, it’s such a buzzkill having to stop because the girl’s cardio capacity isn’t good enough to keep up, or when she suddenly gets all timid and can’t keep going, or other stuff like that.

The best fuck is getting so lost in it that there is no “me,” just the action I’m carrying out, and the effects it’s generating. Going ham til I get too exhausted to keep it up, and can just lay back with an empty mind and enjoy her presence fully.

fucken goof!

Poppa Squat was my favorite smurf

@tine, Girls can pee outside. I have pointed this out to many female friends over the years, mainly to stop them complaining about needing to pee. They are just conditioned to think it is unacceptable and that girls should be all sweetness and light. Personally I think it a very attractive quality if a girl feels free enough to pee outside, I don’t have a pee fetish by the way. But yes, it is better to have a dick XD.

@misterkal, Ha, that’s my favourite one, you must have tossed that up recently in the caribbean. It is also important to remember that every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm is wasted god gets quite irate. Brilliant!

I tip my hat to you sir.

@tine, that just made me laugh out loud in a crowded subway, resulting in like 50 people staring at me :D thanks, mate! :)