I’m getting a drug test next tuesday, how can i flush the thc out of my system bcuz im going to smoke this weekend. im going to fail it either way, do the tests at the doctors office tell how much thc that you have in your system or do they just say pass or fail?
+ take creatine (work out supplement) work out as crazy, drink tons of water.
I once read a good flush on reddit by someone who warked in a pharmacy. But can’t find it now.
Thanks dude. Hope this works, but you have good information though.
Drink lots of water. I didn’t bother with any detox besides 8 glasses of water that day; and I’m a chronic user. Tested free of drugs and landed in the top 1% of america’s health(it was for insurance).
I think it has a lot to do with your body weight/ body fat/ metabolism though. I have a monster metabolism that cycles pretty much anything through within the day. I’m sure that aided me in washing the residue from my system. You should try doing more than just drink water if you’re average or heavier.
Drink lots of water! And sweat out like crazy. Go sit in a sauna for a bit. Are you skinny? If so, drink some alcohol, and piss every other two minutes. :P
Go to a local head shop and ask if they sell any detox drinks. Puriclean is a good one. Make sure you drink the whole drink and refill the container with water and drink that and 2 more bottles of water. Piss twice before you take your test. The third time you piss you will show up clean. Also smoking this weekend is probably not a good idea.
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@xdiodude7x, By the time I post this, I’m sure you will have already taken the test. How’d it go? Any of the remedies work?
I’ll bump this with my own personal situation.
Here are the facts as best as I can recall them (not because I have bad memory, but because the usage was infrequent when it happened)
-My first time EVER using weed happened sometime in mid-September of this year
I have no workout routine and am overweight, though recently have seen a loosening of my pants. Anyone with insight have an opinion on whether I am in the clear or not?
@lytning91, I am sure you are fine. They say that THC stays in your system for up to 30 days, but that is if you are a very heavy user (as in everyday). If you are in good shape, then you can smoke frequently and still pass tests as long as you have at least a few days in between. I can’t guarantee that you will be fine though since I don’t know your body type and what kind of health you are in, but I really doubt that you failed the test.
@lytning91, I’m by no means an expert, but if you’re attempting to rid the THC from your system, (is this your goal?) drink an exorbitant amount of water, attempt to work out as often as possible, and piss as much as you possibly can.
First, a bit about me: I was in outpatient for 2 years for a DUI, and drug tested every week for the first year then every 2 weeks there after. first 6 months I didnt fuck around. But then I started smoking again. I use to buy this detox drink from any smoke shop, I forgot the name but most of them work the same. 5 days before the test, you need to start the cleansing process. Drink lots of water every day, and also a lot of cranberry juice as it helps cleanse your system. Workout or run, or do anything that makes you sweat a lot. On the last day before the test, drink a shit ton of water; like 10-15 glasses. You cant overdue it because the worst that can happen is your test will come back dilluted and you will just need to take the test again. Take the detox drink 2 hours before your test, and pee twice before you finally do test. Keep drinking water, and if you smoked weed a week ago, you will be fine. I tested negative after having smoked weed a week prior roughly 10-15 times.
@lytning91, tough to say. For average body, thc lasts in your system anywhere from 11-15 days. But if you are slightly to grossly overweight, thc can last in your system up to 28 days. Did you drink a lot of water on the day of the test, or take any other measures? You are right at the cusp, basically so with you it could go either way. I would say you are good, but you said you were a little overweight and thc LOVES to stick to fat cells, it thrives on it. Hence, some people have tested postive almost a month after.
But then again, you said you only smoked 10 times over a long period. How much did you smoke on the last day you smoked?
If I was a betting man, and I am….I would say, with 17-18 days break that you did take, and not knowing your water consumption….you MIGHT be good. I really really really hope you drank a shit ton of water before your test, if you told me that I could say with nearly 90% certainty that you are good.
1 gallon of water is the rule of thumb. you need to drink a solid gallon of water before you take your piss test…
other than that people say 1 month
ive taken a piss test 2 weeks after i smoked (small amount) with no worry what so ever, and got the job.
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@yoinkie, I drink a lot of water in general every day. If I had to put a number on it, I’d say I drink maybe like at LEAST a gallon or two daily. Besides tea and coffee on occasion, it’s the only thing that I drink (sometimes with a squeeze of lemon). This has stayed almost 100% consistent since the very first time back in September.
The last time was the only time I literally smoked, and I was in a rotation of 3 using a bong with a medium-large bowl which was packed 3 times. The other two smokers are much more efficient and can take in WAAAY more than I can per hit. It hurt my lungs so I tried to only do enough to were it tickled my throat, but I never passed up my turn in the rotation.
As for the day of the test, I probably had about a half gallon of water or more from the time I woke up ~9am until I got a phone call from the job asking me to come in at 1pm. I got to the Lab at around ~1:30. From there I had at least 10 full cups of those itty bitty water cooler paper funnel cups. Also, the only thing I had eaten was a single, small taco and a really small portion of rice and beans. I was hungry at the lab and the water went right through me basically.
Like I mentioned, I basically only drink water and I have at LEAST a gallon a day, sometimes closer to two. This has been consistent since July of this year, long before I ever even tried weed for the first time. I do not exercise so I know that is a mark against me, and I am overweight by some margin (I’m not like enormous but I am definitely hefty…and this is at 6ft).
The only positive aspect of this situation is that, since I did the 30 Day No Garbage Challenge, I’ve stuck with it after that and have seen a slimming in my waste, so maybe that is a possible “+” to counter the extra fat…who knows? That say I had a good 60+ oz of water, 40 of which came DIRECTLY before my test.
I could just go buy a home tester from the Walgreens down the road, but I’ve already taken the test so it won’t matter at all except to put my mind at ease…that’s really the issue: they send the test to another facility in a sealed container and I was told the results should be back somewhere between 3-5 days. Then they are going to call the job and tell them my results…I’m just so freaked that I’ll get a phone call from this job I really want and have them say “you failed the drug test and are ineligible for employment.”
I’m pretty good about anxiety day to day, but this crap is not leaving my mind. It almost makes dropping the 20 bucks for the home tester worth it even though the cut off could have been 5 minutes after I took my test…GAHHH
Do the detox drinks work for other drugs like MDMA, opiates, etc? I’m not a huge smoker and I have like 0 body fat so I’m not really worried about testing positive for weed, but I have a feeling my parents r gonna drug test me when I come home for thanksgiving. I’m really hoping they just buy a piss test from wal greens and don’t waste their money on a hair test. That shit really freaks me out cuz from all the research I’ve done it shows every drug you’ve done within the past 90 days. Does anyone know if it’s just the standard drugs that show up on a 12 panel or if it also tests for things like LSD? And I also know you can buy special shampoos online to test clean, anyone have any experience with that lol?
USB (cleaner from smoke shops)+ cranberry juice/pills+ Niacin (however you spell it makes you sweat)+ ALOT of H2O. my bro has passed many court and military tests with this combo
@harperthreshold, I don’t think you are going to have to worry about LSD or psilocybin showing up on anything your parents will get their hands on, but hair tests are CRAZY accurate for a LONG time. The only real option would be to straight up shave or hope they get a pee test.
@drebel313, this is past tense, though. I have already taken the test and was wondering, given the actions I took beforehand, whether or not it seems likely that I will pass or fail the test. Trust me, I did the minimal internet research and turned up all sorts of things, ranging from chugging water all the time and drinking cranberry juice to buying those detoxers and or synthetic pee.
I just want to know what kind of percent likelihood I have of passing this test.
@lytning91, I still think that you will be fine, besides the result will be the result no matter how much you worry.
@emecom, I know, man. It would just be the worst that when I FINALLY get a chance to have an awesome job, it’s ruined because I decided to FINALLY give weed a shot. I’m not even a big fan of the stuff, honestly. It makes me feel tired and nauseous. For those few attempts to relate to it, I will potentially be punished by not getting this sweet freaking opportunity.
And I have to worry about it, even though what’s done is done. It’s just going to drive me crazy is all.
@lytning91, Yeah I definitely understand I haven’t smoked in a long time because it got me in a lot of trouble and I figured it would be best to just quit altogether. What type of job are you trying to get?
THE ONLY 100% SURE METHOD: 6 hours before test start drinking a ton of water even after each time you pee. When it starts looking clear keep drinking and then check it in a clear glass each time untill you can no longer see any yellow. The stratagy is to give Doc pure water. Keep drinking untill you get there but water in these large quatities, can ironicly enough, kill you. The brain cells can get over saturated causing the brain to swell and well if that happens…you die. Its called water Tox. But thats the risk you have to take for doing a drug that posses not a single risk. (soon as you get there tell the desk you really got a pee and if they want a sample they better get the sample now. You know, so you’re not doin the peepee dance while waiting.) Works for me ev every time but you have to keep drinking after its clear. Any yellow will hem you up. Alternitively as long as its not for DOC you can get away with your pregnant girl friend’s pee in a clean half pint with a hand warmer. Pour it in the cup and check the Temp. Temp too high? submerge the cup in the bowl water till correct. too low? cross your fingers he don’t look at it. Warning for Probaation and parolers:Tampering with your U.A. in any way is a –FELONY– sooooooo be careful or just do crack, meth and or smack instead. (Those are out of your system in 3 days.)
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