I’m getting a drug test next tuesday, how can i flush the thc out of my system bcuz im going to smoke this weekend. im going to fail it either way, do the tests at the doctors office tell how much thc that you have in your system or do they just say pass or fail?
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@lytning91, I’m by no means an expert, but if you’re attempting to rid the THC from your system, (is this your goal?) drink an exorbitant amount of water, attempt to work out as often as possible, and piss as much as you possibly can.
@lytning91, well, as @yoinkie said, everyones diffrent. Metabolism plays the most important roll. What you did the days leading up to the test are most important.
If you were relitivly lazy, ide give you a 50/50 chance. But if you did alot of running around ide give it a 25% chance.
but im no scientist or doctor. ive just taken alot of tests.
only failed 2. My first, and my last.
but ya, as i said, goood luckk mannn. its the wait thats torture. finding out isnt that bad.
especially if you have a backup plan.
let me know how it goes. im curious now.
@sisyphus, I believe I did take the browns to the super bowl that morning, so hopefully that will have factored in beneficially.
@thomaschong, if only I had thought about it before, I would have started going to the gym in the weeks leading up to it. I really hope it was enough time…the suspense is killing me. I had hoped they’d just pass/fail me right there in the lab, but NOOOOO gotta mail that crap off to another city!
First, a bit about me: I was in outpatient for 2 years for a DUI, and drug tested every week for the first year then every 2 weeks there after. first 6 months I didnt fuck around. But then I started smoking again. I use to buy this detox drink from any smoke shop, I forgot the name but most of them work the same. 5 days before the test, you need to start the cleansing process. Drink lots of water every day, and also a lot of cranberry juice as it helps cleanse your system. Workout or run, or do anything that makes you sweat a lot. On the last day before the test, drink a shit ton of water; like 10-15 glasses. You cant overdue it because the worst that can happen is your test will come back dilluted and you will just need to take the test again. Take the detox drink 2 hours before your test, and pee twice before you finally do test. Keep drinking water, and if you smoked weed a week ago, you will be fine. I tested negative after having smoked weed a week prior roughly 10-15 times.
@lytning91, tough to say. For average body, thc lasts in your system anywhere from 11-15 days. But if you are slightly to grossly overweight, thc can last in your system up to 28 days. Did you drink a lot of water on the day of the test, or take any other measures? You are right at the cusp, basically so with you it could go either way. I would say you are good, but you said you were a little overweight and thc LOVES to stick to fat cells, it thrives on it. Hence, some people have tested postive almost a month after.
But then again, you said you only smoked 10 times over a long period. How much did you smoke on the last day you smoked?
If I was a betting man, and I am….I would say, with 17-18 days break that you did take, and not knowing your water consumption….you MIGHT be good. I really really really hope you drank a shit ton of water before your test, if you told me that I could say with nearly 90% certainty that you are good.
THE ONLY 100% SURE METHOD: 6 hours before test start drinking a ton of water even after each time you pee. When it starts looking clear keep drinking and then check it in a clear glass each time untill you can no longer see any yellow. The stratagy is to give Doc pure water. Keep drinking untill you get there but water in these large quatities, can ironicly enough, kill you. The brain cells can get over saturated causing the brain to swell and well if that happens…you die. Its called water Tox. But thats the risk you have to take for doing a drug that posses not a single risk. (soon as you get there tell the desk you really got a pee and if they want a sample they better get the sample now. You know, so you’re not doin the peepee dance while waiting.) Works for me ev every time but you have to keep drinking after its clear. Any yellow will hem you up. Alternitively as long as its not for DOC you can get away with your pregnant girl friend’s pee in a clean half pint with a hand warmer. Pour it in the cup and check the Temp. Temp too high? submerge the cup in the bowl water till correct. too low? cross your fingers he don’t look at it. Warning for Probaation and parolers:Tampering with your U.A. in any way is a –FELONY– sooooooo be careful or just do crack, meth and or smack instead. (Those are out of your system in 3 days.)
I have also heard of people that haven’t smoked in a long time but started working out before an upcoming drug test then failing because there is THC collected in their fat cells that wouldn’t have shown on a drug test but since they exercised and broke down the fat cells they ended up failing.
1 gallon of water is the rule of thumb. you need to drink a solid gallon of water before you take your piss test…
other than that people say 1 month
ive taken a piss test 2 weeks after i smoked (small amount) with no worry what so ever, and got the job.
@xdiodude7x, One of my friends who had smoked weed almost daily when he took a drug test managed to pass after two days without smoking by drinking tons of water, cranberry juice, working out and took a niacin pill
@emecom, the job is at Best Buy. Yeah, sure, not the biggest deal in the world but I really do need some income soon and the pay is pretty decent for a college town like mine (not to mention the deals you get as an employee on their merchandise).
I’m going to be really disappointed in the situation if I don’t get the job because of a failed drug test. Sigh…only time will tell I suppose.
I think it has a lot to do with your body weight/ body fat/ metabolism though. I have a monster metabolism that cycles pretty much anything through within the day. I’m sure that aided me in washing the residue from my system. You should try doing more than just drink water if you’re average or heavier.
Wow, im supprised how little knowledge is in this thread other than “drink water”.
Lemme drop my methods on ya.
I did 3 years on felony probation with weekly – bimonthly tests and never quit smoking.
The most important issues with passing a test are exersize and diet, but metabolisim plays a key role in how easily you can get away with it. From the moment you know a test is coming, you want to burn as much fat as possible. Any sort of cardio. Over exert yourself if you must. Jog with trash bags on, do whatever you gotta do. Cut fat out of your diet for this period. For the week before your test, you want to do as LITTLE physical activity as possible, especially the day before and day of your test. You want as LITTLE fat in your sample as possible. So try your best not to burn any. Be super lazy. Eat high fat meals all week to replace your body with your clean fat.
Obviously you want to dilute the sample, but if your test is going to be lab analyzed, its blatently obvious(dispite the clear color). In conjunction with your dilution and exersize/diet routine, you will want to take a double dose ofB12 , Niacin, and 1000mgs of Vit C. The Vit C and B12 when taken in conjunction with the water will color your sample will give a bright yellow color. The Niacin helps reduce the fat in sample, and is also one of the elements that they test for to see if your sample is diluted.
Dont give them the first pee of the day, it will be the most dirty. Also only give them a sample of your mid stream. The beginning and end of your stream will be the most dirty.
Dont buy into detox drinks.
^^the above system is the same method, for a fraction of the cost^^
@lytning91, and not to ruffle your feathers or anything, but in all honesty, I wouldnt feel too confident about that sample.
Ive also heard that taking stimulants to speed your metabolism during exersize can flush the body in half the time, but it never sounded safe to me. My metabolism is already pretty quick.
Sorry for the late respnse. and GOOD LUCK man. Drug tests blow.
@yoinkie, I drink a lot of water in general every day. If I had to put a number on it, I’d say I drink maybe like at LEAST a gallon or two daily. Besides tea and coffee on occasion, it’s the only thing that I drink (sometimes with a squeeze of lemon). This has stayed almost 100% consistent since the very first time back in September.
The last time was the only time I literally smoked, and I was in a rotation of 3 using a bong with a medium-large bowl which was packed 3 times. The other two smokers are much more efficient and can take in WAAAY more than I can per hit. It hurt my lungs so I tried to only do enough to were it tickled my throat, but I never passed up my turn in the rotation.
As for the day of the test, I probably had about a half gallon of water or more from the time I woke up ~9am until I got a phone call from the job asking me to come in at 1pm. I got to the Lab at around ~1:30. From there I had at least 10 full cups of those itty bitty water cooler paper funnel cups. Also, the only thing I had eaten was a single, small taco and a really small portion of rice and beans. I was hungry at the lab and the water went right through me basically.