Einstein- Run fast enough, You can fuck yourself.

2 years, 4 months ago

“If you run naked around a tree, at about 87 km/h, there is a possibility of fucking yourself”. – Albert Einstein

Do you really think so?

October 13, 2012 at 8:44 pm

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Profile photo of KellyM KellyM (@kellah) 2 years, 4 months ago ago

@jasonrodz, hahaha this is great

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Profile photo of Peter Peter (@searchingforthetruth) 2 years, 4 months ago ago

Oh yeah, thats fact. Its pretty awesome actually..hurts a bit..but once you get over the initial collision, it is pure ecstasy. . PM if you want to know how..

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Profile photo of JayBird JayBird (@jasonrodz) 2 years, 4 months ago ago

@searchingforthetruth, lol are you serious? out of curiosity I’d love to know how =P

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Profile photo of venus2.0 venus2.0 (@liquidbrandy) 2 years, 4 months ago ago

@jasonrodz, im not doubting your creditably here, but… it doesn’t really seem like Albert Einstein, such a learned, and esteemed scholar, would use the word “fucking”.

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Profile photo of JayBird JayBird (@jasonrodz) 2 years, 4 months ago ago

well.. maybe, but you didn’t know the guy. Just because someone’s a genius doesn’t make them soulless and have no sense of humor. so yeah, “fucking” makes everything funny i think =P

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Profile photo of GWK GWK (@gileswilliam) 2 years, 3 months ago ago

If this is what Einstein was really hypothesising, it makes me wonder what Schrödinger was actually doing with that cat in his box… = /

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Profile photo of ELI var namnet ELI var namnet (@manimal) 2 years, 3 months ago ago

@jasonrodz,
Not if you’re a woman!
SCIENCE’D mothafucka!

@liquidbrandy,
Blasphemy! Einstein was the master of fucking fucking. Were you asleep in fucking school?

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Profile photo of ELI var namnet ELI var namnet (@manimal) 2 years, 3 months ago ago

@gileswilliam, “There’s a 50% chance of the cat being alive, and a 50% chance of the cat being dead. It is unknown until proven. Conclusion: The cat is both alive and dead, quantum physics mufuggas”

Obviously, Schrödinger was making zombie cats. Who doesn’t want one any way.

And that reminds me. If you go to buy a bag of candy at the grocery store, but before you go to the register, you pump it full of helium. It will show negative weight and the cashier will have to pay you. Just keep the candy bag and take it to different stores and “buy” it and you’ve got unlimited income. I became a billionaire this way.

You will now receive an email confirming your purchase of ‘How to make zombie cats + free bonus How to make infinite money’ and $100,000 will be taken from your bank account.

Enjoy

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Profile photo of Aiden Aiden (@aidenblair) 2 years, 3 months ago ago

@manimal,
o.O …I want a zombie cat!

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