Want some easy practice in being vulnerable and not caring what others think about you? Share something embarrassing that you haven’t told more than one or two other people (if any!).
I’ll start it off by saying I love some of the songs by Taylor Swift. I’m a very romantic guy and I like sappy, catchy songs just as much as the next 7th grade girl. I’m glad this is now published on the internet…
i and another classmate once mugged a guy. it was over 20 years ago, but i still regret it a lot. he was such a sweet kid, just too innocent for school, and me too lonely and weak to stay clear of rowdy kids… there’s more, but this one for tonight, haha. thanks jordan.
I bought my first car when I was 15 with money I had made from selling black&white copies of my dads porn collection at school. (Which I copied at his office ….he always wondered why his toner ran out so fast ….)
Yes those were the days before internetporn…. or internet for that matter
This is extremely embarrassing for me. A few years ago this guy I had been dating for only a month or two had a party one night and I had stayed over. The next morning his entire family I were cleaning the house. I had fallen asleep in my white dress from the night before and waited until after cleaning to change..turns out I had a giant period stain on the back of it and no one told me. ugh
Ohh Brook I’m sorry ;) haha I think every girl has one of those under their belt :D Why don’t people tell you those things?? :)
It made me think of the first time I spent the weekend with my ex-boyfriend, a week or so after we met, his aunt and uncle were at a camp on a lake, and we partied.. but woke up in the morning, both totally naked, I start getting really pist bc we can’t find our clothes anywhere & I think he’s fucking with me, until his uncle starts knocking on the window and tells us our “things” are at the door. I was mortified…so his mother heard this story before I even got to meet her :)
When I was a young boy, last day of school, I had to go to the bathroom really bad(number 2) but the teacher wasn’t around and I didn’t know if I could leave or not. I held it for as long as I could until I had to run to the bathroom, which was all the way at the other side of the school. I ran as fast as I could, got stopped twice by two teachers…made it to the bathroom and I locked the door really fast, completely breaking the lock shut. I spent the next 2 minutes trying to fix the lock instead of hopping on the toilet and Boom. It all came out right there. Yuk haha.
So I cleaned up as well as I could and head back to class. I sit down at my desk and immediately the teacher says “Luigi, where have you been for so long?” Right after she says that, some little girl in my class screams “It smells like shit” The whole class looks around and takes a whiff of the air, trying to spot the location. The teacher then asks “Has anyone stepped on Dog Poo? Check your shoes!” I found this as the perfect opening so I look down at my shoe, which has some of my own crap on it and I yell “AHHH CRAP, I stepped on a big pile of dog poo” The whole class laughs as I laugh harder and I play it off perfectly. The teacher says “Ok Luigi go to the washroom and go clean that dog Poo” she then winks at me. So I leave and don’t return until the final bell rings at the end of the day. The teacher knew all along, she just thought she would save me the embarrassment. Love that teacher to this day hahaha
I have a similar story…but with a not so happy ending, haha.
I was in art class some time in early elementary school and I really needed to pee. I kept trying to ask my art teacher, who was doing a demonstration, but she ignored me. I couldn’t hold it any longer…sooo I let it all go in my smock in the middle of art class. I think I was too embarrassed to do anything after that, so I just sat in my seat until class was over.
I had sex with my little brother’s girlfriend. She was 16 and I was 18. After it happened she told me that she never liked him and only dated him so she could come over and be around me more. I hated myself for it, still kinda do, but now 3 years later I’m getting numb to it. Whenever she came over from there on I would leave my house, she and my brother broke up a few months later. I’ve never told anyone about it, but I think some people suspected it for a while.
When I was younger apparently I didn’t realize that my bedroom wasn’t soundproof. I had phone sex a lot and couldn’t figure out how my parents always caught me.
…I am now a much smarter adult.
In February of 2010 (Age 20) I had the brilliant idea of starting a cigarette habit, thinking I could do it for a few months and then simply quit with another notch in my experience belt. Alas, that’s not how it went down. I quit, and started up again. Quit, relapse, repeat. God only knows how many times I quit and started back up. I am VERY happy to say that even though I am still struggling with the physical withdrawal symptoms, the psychological addiction has virtually disappeared. I’m only ten days clean, but I feel SO much better than I have in ages. :D
The greatest thing about being completely vulnerable is that you can make everyone laugh. :)
Once I was drunk and bored and started talking to a transvestite. He wanted to do some things with me and even touched me on my special place while putting his tongue in my fucking ear. It was so disgusting that I don’t remember how he managed to steal my sunglasses. :D hahahaha
hmm…which one to pick out of the box?
so my first semester of college was terrible, really terrible, I had a basic drawing class with a hyper-traditional teacher named Michelle who absolutely would not accept anything that was not exactly what she asked for( which instantly turned me off to her) so anyway, fast forward to the middle-end of the semester, I had skipped class probably like 12 times because I felt so “artistically suffocated” in that class that I calculated that my grade in that class as of then was like a 12. with this knowledgeI had known it would be near impossible to salvage a passing grade in the class, so one day (that I actually showed up) I was talking to a class mate about how badly I was failing and it had dawned at me that the only possible way to pass would be if I seduced Michelle, and as I said that, Michelle passed by me, looked back with a shocked expression and quickly left into the art studio next door….she didn’t talk to me the rest of that week
I lied about loosing my virginity when I was in 9th grade. I just told one of my good buddies, but then the whole school (it was really small) seemed to know by the end of the day. I had no choice (to my mind at the time) but to keep the lie going until it was way too big. Most of the people at my hight school I didn’t care about (they’ve definitely forgotten by now), but I did apologize to my friend(after telling him the truth). :)
That’s why it’s important to not give a shit.
Oh Travis, I have the same problem. I grew up in a weird environment and I have no idea how to do some of the simplest normal daily activities. I grew obsessed with doing things the right way and I eventually developed a serious problem with obsessive-compulsive disorder. I would take showers that sometimes lasted for 3 hours. Everyone else loved getting showers and I hated them because they took up most of my time. I am doing a lot better now. I have been working on it for 11 years now and I am now down to about 55 mins. LOL
Since this is the confessions discussion I suppose I shall throw one out there……
Okay, This one is sort of weird but I danced at a club for a while to support myself because my parents never helped me out with money even during hard times. I would never hustle anyone for money but when I worked there it was my job to get money out of people and customers were fair game. This 80 year old guy told me that he had a story to tell me. It didn’t seem to me that I was going to make any money listening to this old man and I wasn’t about to spend my time listening to an old pervert for free. There was loud music playing downstairs where we were and so I told him that I was deaf in one ear and that we would have to go upstairs in one of the private rooms to hear his story. It cost him 250.00 for a half hour up there but he fell for it. Dumb ass! lol
I have so many of these. Where to begin….
I was 15 in high school and played football when I meet one of my friends older sister who was 17 at the time. We hit it off really well, and I had a huge crush on her. So eventually I asked her out, and on our very first date, we went and saw The Mummy 2( I know terrible movie but I was young). During the movie there was this scene with this little dudes popping out everywhere. We shit pops at the screen like that I kinda jump, well I jump a lot. She had her head on my shoulder and when one of those little dudes jumped at the screen, I kinda jumped and moved my finger to where her eye was and scratched her eye pretty good. She had to wear an eye patch for 6 weeks. She still dated me a couple times after that, but I think she just felt sorry for me, but that was my very first date experience in my whole life and I made the girl look like a fucking pirate. Gotta love life sometimes.
Lugi I also have a shit story that doesn’t end well at all! I was in the 5th grade and had explosive diarrhea in the gym bathroom. No one was down there at the time and shit was coming out of my ass like a fucking jet stream. it got all over the toilet, the walls, and my hands. To make things better there was no toilet paper or towels in the restroom. So being a smart child I wiped my hands all over the walls and it basically looked like i sprayed shit all over the restroom. So i washed my hands and went back to class. Later on, the P.E teacher came to my classroom and called me out to speak with her in the hall, I lied my ass off. She didn’t buy it, I got detention for 2 weeks cleaning toilets.
@Matt J haha NRB I hated those in school…I would just pray that it went away before the bell rang.
This is more funny now than embarrassing but when I was young I used to feel bad for the food I didn’t eat. Like lets say I’d make a sandwich with salami I’d end up feeling bad for the bologna that I didn’t pick like it had feelings…
I also thought that if I’d eat fruit gushers that my head was actually going to turn into a fruit so I never at them when I was young either…haha
haha so..this is sooo embarassing…but I pissed the bed when I was like 19….I have no idea why this randomly happened, but it did and it was while my now ex-bf was sleeping over……I woke up so confused and tried taking all the blankets off and just told him I was really hot. haha he didn’t pick up on it at all and thought I was just hot and sweating…To this day I think back and feel so embarassed!
I’m sure I have lots of other awkward things to share but I’ll leave it at this for now.
So, I’d always sort of had a crush on my best friend from elementary school. A few months back I got fairly drunk and told her this (We’re 22 and 21 now). She’s very straight and has a boyfriend. She didn’t talk to me for two weeks even though we were supposed to be co-planning a bridal shower for our friend.