Embarrassing Confessions

I have so many because I’m kind of a dumbass. Bridget, you reminded me of a similar thing that I’m still embarrassed about so I’ll relate that one.

I organized a snowboarding trip and got a lodge for 8 people. We all had one night at a random hotel before getting to the cabin and one of my female friends shared a bed with another buddy of mine. At the cabin the next day, she told me my buddy had done the ol’ sleeping quasi-sexual half asleep groping maneuver. She insisted on sleeping with me for the rest of the trip due to this because she felt comfortable with me. I had a girlfriend at the time (who wasn’t there) and she and I had been long time friends. There had always been a lot of sexual tension between us but I’m a faithful guy. No biggie.

On the last night we all partied extra hard. Since we had one more day on the slopes I didn’t want to be hungover so I drank a ton of water before bed to prevent a mega hangover. I had a dream that I still remember vividly where I had to piss suuuuper bad. In the dream I opened a man-hole in the middle of a street and let loose the best, full torrent piss ever. Unfortunately, what was happening in the dream was happening in real life as well. I woke up in the middle of a mega piss that saturated my side of the bed. I had to pinch it and flee to the bathroom to finish the epic piss all the while thinking “goddamn I hope she doesn’t wake up right now”.

I don’t know if she ever found out. In what was one of the most humiliating and self-conscious moments in my life, I laid on the bed, hogging my side until she got out of bed in the morning so she wouldn’t see the wetness. Yep. I laid in my pee-saturated sheet the whole time.

i was seven or so. at a piano recital about to go next. all the parents were there it was in a big hall. i had on a frillypink dress and i was so nervous i peed alot. there was a big pool of pee under my chair. i had to go up to play pee dripping off the ruffles of my dress.
when we got home my brother teased me unrelentlessly for this.
i remember being in my warm pjamas in bed feeling completely useless.

lots of us have pee or poo related stories. it is such a fundamental taboo in western society. imagine a place people can just shit and piss freely where they need to, like animals.!