Some of mine:
How am I gonna make money?
How will I impress city girls?
I don’t wanna leave all my friends behind.
It’ll be too stressful and too much responsibility.
I don’t have the attention span.
I don’t have the money.
I just keep forgetting.
And the #1 all-time:
“I don’t need it/deserve it.”
That’s nice. You can have a lot of excuses, but how many of them are actually going to justify you? :) I have no idea. I’m fucking awesome.
“I don’t need it.”
“It’ll seem weird.”
“I’ll do it later.”
“I don’t really know that person.”
“It could fuck everything up.”
“I’m just not feeling it.”
“I don’t want to spend the money.”
“I don’t want to spend the time.”
“I really just don’t care.”