Favorite Robert Baratheon quote?

2 years, 9 months ago

What’s your favorite quote by King Robert of house Baratheon, 1st of his name, from season one of Game Of Thrones?

Mine: “Why, because I’m king? Piss on that, I want to hit somebody!”

April 27, 2012 at 6:02 am

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Profile photo of Andy Andy (@andy) 2 years, 9 months ago ago

haha. i can’t remember all the things people say in that show. but Game of Thrones is one of my all-time favorites. No spoilers for Season 2! haven’t seen any of the new episodes yet :P

I’m a fan of almost every character in the show. everyone is awesome in their own way.

Profile photo of robertbaratheon robertbaratheon (@robertbaratheon) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

Read the books. The Freys slaughter the Stark host at Edmure and Roslyn’s wedding. Joffrey hired Bran’s hitman, and he gets poisoned and dies at his and Margaery Tyrell’s wedding. Renly gets killed by a minion of Stannis, and Stannis gets annihilated when he attacks King’s Landing, so he gets brilliant and goes to the Wall the hold off the Others and rally the north to his cause by declaring Jon Stark King in the North. But Jon refuses because he is chosen as the 998th Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch because Mormont is killed by a mutiny.

Profile photo of  Anonymous (@) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

“You heard the Hand. The King’s too fat for his armor! Go find the breastplate stretcher, now!”

Profile photo of Tony Tony (@antlob) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

I can’t remember many Robert quotes. But I do like Syrio Forel’s “There is only one god, and his name is death.”

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