Mayan particle cannon
ok, here is my context, i have loosely tied together several ideas, taking only surface knowledge of each, and have come to a pinpoint conclusion, the el nino effect, global warming, and the weird weather patterns currently circling overhead, are all the cause and effect of some sort of Mayan energy weapon preparing to fire,
now, from here i can only speculate and sadly, i unable to provide the level of conclusive proof as i did above, but, i personally believe the wise men of the Mayan’s knew that mankind was going to have some trouble evolving, and that only through connection would proof of the evolution be seen, therefore,
when they knew they were about to be wiped out, they set the particle cannon on a delay trigger, giving humanity 2000 years to connect to the point where they could discover the secret to disable the weapon,
and here we are, a world divided, the cold of winter being sucked into a ever-expanding orb of energy verging on critical mass, and its happening right before our eyes,
can we stop it in time?
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Holy shit this thread is awesome.
But where’s the twisted misunderstood villain who wants to harness the power of this thing for some completely unintended purpose? And where is the mad scientist with the same ambition, but for a completely different reason? Where’s the earth’s defense mechanism (some form of beast/s) gone haywire, adding another dimension of trouble to the equation?
And where are the damn wizards and robo-suits?
i believe it is hidden, using no geographic context i propose the following, the cannon is sucking energy under the ruins of their temple, the temple, where the calender was found, (im assuming it was found in a temple), it the collection point, the energy then passes through the earth into the mouth of the particle cannon, the energy is reaching critical mass and will eventually activate a deadmans switch that cannot be reversed
true, now that you mention it, the situation seems much more complex then previously realized, tomorrow i will seek out anyone that appears to be a scientist and assail them for information, more than likely i’ll get the wrong guy, but, the world it as stake, and i know the scientists must be in on the plot, i must go now to my new greatest ally,
the church… with their help we can re-instate the rules of yesteryear, where free thinking was suppressed, and through this suppression we will have free access to discover this group,
i think you’ve offered a possible lead, i am going to google, “Wizard, Robo Suit”, and see if there are any labs currently working on this project, wizards are powerful enough, we need to make sure we prevent them from acquiring this power as well
…fresh too… which i thought was a lil unreasonable, i mean, i’m already committing a capital offense to have the service, but because of some gd fine print, sub-clause, i have to remove the heart as the collector is walking up to the door… pretty awkward once, i thought it was the heart collector coming early, and in my panic to remove the heart from the mailman tied to the table, i made a mess, covering myself and the room around me, i sighed and, ‘fucking sub-clause.. ragglefraggle… raggle’ my way to the door, to find my neighbor with cookies, standing in the doorway, staring at the messy room behind me… seeing no one else around i thought, double win! and as i ate the cookies later i relaxed comfortably, knowing my next months payment was secure… pretty brutal system
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@tine, Google? They know, and they don’t want you to know. They’re in on it. The mechanism was created from restored excavated remnants of the ancient Mayan civilization. It’s magical, this is obvious, how else would it know so much? It’s truly dark arts, using the dimensional tearing caused by a dying soul to operate the vision serpent and see beyond what can be normally seen. Souls kept in limbo, leaving the portal to the other world open, that’s how they know so much.
That is the same mechanism used for the cannon. That’s why I must find it at any cost and harness its power to redirect the maso and reach the promised land, becoming one with the ultimate divinity.
You could try to stop me, but you could also try jumping off a cliff, it will end you up with the same results, except it won’t hurt as much.
I assume you’re wise enough to not oppose a mad, mean, magnificent, mage, clad in enchanted robotek armour.
I have a proposition. It seems we have a common enemy… The scientists and the wizards, not to mention those pesky beasts and the mayan immortals, oh and I almost forgot the amassed limbo souls.
There’s plenty of room in the promised land…
What do you say?
dangit… i knew Jesus had something to do with it, his pretend b-day being so close and all! Alas, we will find the energy source and defeat you, even if i have to drink the urine myself, tis of little consequence as it reminds me of one of my fetishes!
see, you couldnt predict a enemy willing to drink Mayan urine back when you started this plot! i am here,
i am.. the Urine Guzzler! (… for power… of course… )