Mayan particle cannon

2 years, 1 month ago

ok, here is my context, i have loosely tied together several ideas, taking only surface knowledge of each, and have come to a pinpoint conclusion, the el nino effect, global warming, and the weird weather patterns currently circling overhead, are all the cause and effect of some sort of Mayan energy weapon preparing to fire,

now, from here i can only speculate and sadly, i unable to provide the level of conclusive proof as i did above, but, i personally believe the wise men of the Mayan’s knew that mankind was going to have some trouble evolving, and that only through connection would proof of the evolution be seen, therefore,

when they knew they were about to be wiped out, they set the particle cannon on a delay trigger, giving humanity 2000 years to connect to the point where they could discover the secret to disable the weapon,

and here we are, a world divided, the cold of winter being sucked into a ever-expanding orb of energy verging on critical mass, and its happening right before our eyes,

can we stop it in time?

December 17, 2012 at 12:09 pm

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Profile photo of Starry Eyed BLiND. Starry Eyed BLiND. (@cristinelizabeth) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

@tine, What Particle cannon do you speak of?? This sounds like some cray cray stuff.

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Profile photo of  Anonymous (@) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

@tine, uhhh huh.. Your ideas may be too ‘high’ for high existence.

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Profile photo of Zykanthos Zykanthos M (@chodebalm) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

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Profile photo of YHVH YHVH (@spaceghost) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

Wouldn’t it be crazy if you called it?

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Profile photo of  Anonymous (@) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

how much for a dime of your supply?

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Profile photo of  Anonymous (@) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

@spaceghost, It’s a shame we wouldn’t even know!!

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Is this a joke?

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Profile photo of Tine Tine (@tine) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

look at the subject.

also, this is a satire of other Mayan Theories, every bit of it

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Profile photo of Tine Tine (@tine) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

– loosely tied together several ideas– + –taking only surface knowledge of each– + –and have come to a pinpoint conclusion– = humor

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Profile photo of Tine Tine (@tine) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

@boribori90,

rhino’s expensive and rare, if you give me the location of the energy weapon, its yours for free!

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Profile photo of Tine Tine (@tine) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

@spaceghost,

iknorite… well, the satisfaction would only be momentary… =)

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Profile photo of Tine Tine (@tine) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

@chodebalm,

man, that expression on Jack’s face reflects my own atm, deranged befuddlement

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Profile photo of Tine Tine (@tine) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

@cristinelizabeth,

i believe it is hidden, using no geographic context i propose the following, the cannon is sucking energy under the ruins of their temple, the temple, where the calender was found, (im assuming it was found in a temple), it the collection point, the energy then passes through the earth into the mouth of the particle cannon, the energy is reaching critical mass and will eventually activate a deadmans switch that cannot be reversed

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Profile photo of Tine Tine (@tine) 2 years, 1 month ago ago
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Profile photo of  Anonymous (@) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

@tine, It’s off the Yucatan coast. I’ll be lighting up in the control room watching it all go down on ancient Mayan HDTV. HEthens are welcome

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Profile photo of Taylor Taylor (@taysand) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

@tine, it is I, the great mayan jesus, I have come from the center of the universe to set off the immense energy cannon, fueled with my magic mayan jesus urine. It’s too late to stop it!

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Profile photo of Tine Tine (@tine) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

@boribori90,

nice, do you like their TV network? i got it the other day but the blank screen kinda got old after awhile, i was like, ‘where da fuck is the character development? what!!? that scenario is too improbable to be real!!! how bout some real actors!!” and after hours of yelling like this i decided i no longer enjoyed the “Interactive” aspect they advertised that was the deciding factor in my decision

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Profile photo of Tine Tine (@tine) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

@taysand,

dangit… i knew Jesus had something to do with it, his pretend b-day being so close and all! Alas, we will find the energy source and defeat you, even if i have to drink the urine myself, tis of little consequence as it reminds me of one of my fetishes!

see, you couldnt predict a enemy willing to drink Mayan urine back when you started this plot! i am here,

i am.. the Urine Guzzler! (… for power… of course… )

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Profile photo of Taylor Taylor (@taysand) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

@tine, (bystander): MY HEROOO!!!

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Profile photo of Tine Tine (@tine) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

@taysand,

*bystanders (chanting in unison): “CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!”

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Profile photo of Tine Tine (@tine) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

@taysand,

Me: “(chug) uggghhh, -gasp!- -sputter!- -cough x3!- (gulp of anticipation) (chug), omg… so vile… ugghhhh -wretch x3- (chug) -smacks lips-…. not bad, has an ancient tangy flavor that’s hard to pinpoint….”

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Profile photo of Taylor Taylor (@taysand) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

@tine, I know that taste… it’s the tastes of VICTORY over ancient mayan jesus

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Profile photo of ELI var namnet ELI var namnet (@manimal) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

Holy shit this thread is awesome.

But where’s the twisted misunderstood villain who wants to harness the power of this thing for some completely unintended purpose? And where is the mad scientist with the same ambition, but for a completely different reason? Where’s the earth’s defense mechanism (some form of beast/s) gone haywire, adding another dimension of trouble to the equation?

And where are the damn wizards and robo-suits?

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Profile photo of Taylor Taylor (@taysand) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

@manimal, magic mayan jesus ^ is the answer to most of those questions

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Profile photo of Tine Tine (@tine) 2 years, 1 month ago ago

@manimal,

true, now that you mention it, the situation seems much more complex then previously realized, tomorrow i will seek out anyone that appears to be a scientist and assail them for information, more than likely i’ll get the wrong guy, but, the world it as stake, and i know the scientists must be in on the plot, i must go now to my new greatest ally,

the church… with their help we can re-instate the rules of yesteryear, where free thinking was suppressed, and through this suppression we will have free access to discover this group,

i think you’ve offered a possible lead, i am going to google, “Wizard, Robo Suit”, and see if there are any labs currently working on this project, wizards are powerful enough, we need to make sure we prevent them from acquiring this power as well

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