Orgasmic Challenge: Full Sentence Phrase
This is a naughty post for naughty people.
And that’s ok.
I’ve noticed in some porn that people are capable of actively speaking during orgasm, but all that ever happens in reality for most is usually something along the lines of: “NGHHHHDone.” Can you do this? Have an orgasm (either through masturbation or with “help”), and while you’re in the throes of it, say a full sentence. I figured this would be a nice challenge to pose to you guys since I’m sure with all the creative and bright minds we can get together some hysterical results or some weird ones- either way good times. Post what you said! Don’t be shy!
Here’s one to start if you’re uninspired:
“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”
(Sorry if HP has now been ruined for you)
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This is one of the most creative posts I’ve read in a while. Cheers for @linnea , you just invented a new sex game, and you are really awesome for doing that. Sounds fun. But I just can’t imagine, what if doing this becomes a habit and you have sex with someone “new” and you do this. hahaha that would be awkward.
Pffff, lightweights :D
I bet you’d love doing that with nitrous oxide. The effects are mindblowing. If you time it right you get this “Holy shit what’s happ-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA” feeling and crazy pleasure spasms.
If you’re already high (bud, fungi, and speed all work really well) this also acts like a booster rocket for that high (if you’re on hallucinogens it’s so amazing.)
Some people like poppers, but that shit’s real bad for you, so stay away from that.
If you just want the tasty pleasure rush, try mango. That shit tastes like sunshine and happiness.
@linnea The “ALL HAIL SATAN” idea is brilliant.
Other similar phrases that could be funny:
“Embrace the holy spirit!”
“The power of christ compels you!”
“I am the lord!”
“By Teutates!” (Asterix reference haha)
“Jai Kalika Mahapralaya!”
“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”
@staylucky, No worries! I’ve always wanted to try something like this, but instead of coke it would be a spoonful of nutella in my mouth. The yumminess of the nutella and the orgasm combined would just… make an awesome thing increase it’s awesomeness a hundredfold… Brb, seeing if I have nutella…
@linnea, I don’t see this being particularly difficult, but I do see it being particularly hilarious, especially if you’re with somebody. How bout a classic Ron Burgundy quote:
“The human torch denied a bank loan!”
On a completely retarded/embarrassing note. When I was a teenager I’d always get insanely stoned and fap, then just at the point of going over the edge I’d down about half a can of coke. The combined awesomeness of reaching climax blazed as hell while getting a sugar rush was pretty intense for a 16 year old!
Also @ojai, that had me loling like a mofo
Why yes. I never knew people found that challenging. The more you know.
So we’re supposed to just say random unfitting sentences? This sounds like a whole lotta fun.
How about this one: “…and the Nasdaq has increased by 0.2 percent units. Now over to Bob for the weather.” ?
Reminds me of this one time. The girl was facing the other direction, and the stereo remote was right next to me. I turned the stereo on, muted the volume, and skipped to Flight of the valkyries. When the point of no return was approaching, I turned up the volume and sang along.