Orgasmic Challenge: Full Sentence Phrase

2 years, 2 months ago

Hey HEthens,

This is a naughty post for naughty people.

And that’s ok.

I’ve noticed in some porn that people are capable of actively speaking during orgasm, but all that ever happens in reality for most is usually something along the lines of: “NGHHHHDone.” Can you do this? Have an orgasm (either through masturbation or with “help”), and while you’re in the throes of it, say a full sentence. I figured this would be a nice challenge to pose to you guys since I’m sure with all the creative and bright minds we can get together some hysterical results or some weird ones- either way good times. Post what you said! Don’t be shy!

Here’s one to start if you’re uninspired:

“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”

(Sorry if HP has now been ruined for you)

January 14, 2013 at 3:56 pm

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Profile photo of Thunderfeet Thunderfeet (@thunderfeet) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

this seems like a good use of my time, I will try it as soon as possible and see what happens.

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Profile photo of Veggies4Lyfe Veggies4Lyfe (@iluvdamusic) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

This sounds extremely fun, however i’m on the nofap challenge, and the odds of me getting with someone are very slim to none. I’m excited to hear how it goes though.

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Profile photo of linnea linnea (@linnea) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

@iluvdamusic, It is! I uhhh… tried it to make sure I wasn’t making my fellow HEthens do anything I wouldn’t enjoy and the effect is hilariously/carnally worth it

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Profile photo of ELI var namnet ELI var namnet (@manimal) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

Why yes. I never knew people found that challenging. The more you know.

So we’re supposed to just say random unfitting sentences? This sounds like a whole lotta fun.

How about this one: “…and the Nasdaq has increased by 0.2 percent units. Now over to Bob for the weather.” ?

Reminds me of this one time. The girl was facing the other direction, and the stereo remote was right next to me. I turned the stereo on, muted the volume, and skipped to Flight of the valkyries. When the point of no return was approaching, I turned up the volume and sang along.
Highly recommended.

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Profile photo of linnea linnea (@linnea) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

@manimal, That’s right, but it could even be something related to having sex.

It could be like “The fact that I’m coming is making me come even harder!” or “I masturbate daily!”

Ahhh sounds like good times.

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Profile photo of Matthew Matthew (@ojai) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

@linnea, I’m gonna try and sing What Is Love by Haddway

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Profile photo of Brizzle Brizzle (@joenafoshi) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

Oh this sounds fantastically fun! ^_^ I’ll try it tonight and let y’all know tomorrow.

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Profile photo of Minch Minch (@minch) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

bonus points for the most creative sentences!

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Profile photo of Brizzle Brizzle (@joenafoshi) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

I’m trying to decide what will be more fun; thinking of a ridiculous sentence, or trying to say it?

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Profile photo of ELI var namnet ELI var namnet (@manimal) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

“Excuse me, miss. I’d like to inquire you about an urgent incominHRUUURRRHHHNNGGGahhhhhhhhhh”

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Profile photo of  Anonymous (@) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

This is one of the most creative posts I’ve read in a while. Cheers for @linnea , you just invented a new sex game, and you are really awesome for doing that. Sounds fun. But I just can’t imagine, what if doing this becomes a habit and you have sex with someone “new” and you do this. hahaha that would be awkward.

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Profile photo of Edward Bernays Edward Bernays (@edwardbernays) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

“This is Red 5, I’m going in”

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Profile photo of Frosty Frosty (@iflipvans) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

@linnea, Is “Aww fuck yess Baby!” a Full sentence?

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Profile photo of Frosty Frosty (@iflipvans) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

@iluvdamusic, hah, get a girl

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Profile photo of linnea linnea (@linnea) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

@rocaviles, That would be really awkward… I guess they’d have to have a sense of humor xD Or cry forever. Their choice.

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Profile photo of linnea linnea (@linnea) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

@iflipvans, Yup :)

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Profile photo of Joey Joey (@hallucinate) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

I’ve done this before!

“Someones coming…. AND IT’S ME!”

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Profile photo of Frosty Frosty (@iflipvans) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

@linnea, oh ok. then i make this list daily lol

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Profile photo of Veggies4Lyfe Veggies4Lyfe (@iluvdamusic) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

@iflipvans, Haha i’de rather get a guy, thank you very much. ;)

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Profile photo of linnea linnea (@linnea) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

@iflipvans, Cool. Next time, try “Baby fuck, aww yess!”

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Profile photo of Frosty Frosty (@iflipvans) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

@iluvdamusic, oh.. lawlha
@linnea, mm, quite a possibility even though I have no control as to what I say during the climactic peak, i usually use all 4 of those words, so the variations can start

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Profile photo of Joey Joey (@hallucinate) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

“…and boom goes the dynamite.”

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Profile photo of Alex Alex (@staylucky) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

Supercalifragelisticexpliacidocious.

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Profile photo of Alex Alex (@staylucky) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

On a completely retarded/embarrassing note. When I was a teenager I’d always get insanely stoned and fap, then just at the point of going over the edge I’d down about half a can of coke. The combined awesomeness of reaching climax blazed as hell while getting a sugar rush was pretty intense for a 16 year old!

Also @ojai, that had me loling like a mofo

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Profile photo of  Anonymous (@) 2 years, 2 months ago ago

This does sound fun, I might try it when a chance comes by :)

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