This is a naughty post for naughty people.
And that’s ok.
I’ve noticed in some porn that people are capable of actively speaking during orgasm, but all that ever happens in reality for most is usually something along the lines of: “NGHHHHDone.” Can you do this? Have an orgasm (either through masturbation or with “help”), and while you’re in the throes of it, say a full sentence. I figured this would be a nice challenge to pose to you guys since I’m sure with all the creative and bright minds we can get together some hysterical results or some weird ones- either way good times. Post what you said! Don’t be shy!
Here’s one to start if you’re uninspired:
“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”
(Sorry if HP has now been ruined for you)
Why yes. I never knew people found that challenging. The more you know.
So we’re supposed to just say random unfitting sentences? This sounds like a whole lotta fun.
How about this one: “…and the Nasdaq has increased by 0.2 percent units. Now over to Bob for the weather.” ?
Reminds me of this one time. The girl was facing the other direction, and the stereo remote was right next to me. I turned the stereo on, muted the volume, and skipped to Flight of the valkyries. When the point of no return was approaching, I turned up the volume and sang along.
This is one of the most creative posts I’ve read in a while. Cheers for @linnea , you just invented a new sex game, and you are really awesome for doing that. Sounds fun. But I just can’t imagine, what if doing this becomes a habit and you have sex with someone “new” and you do this. hahaha that would be awkward.
On a completely retarded/embarrassing note. When I was a teenager I’d always get insanely stoned and fap, then just at the point of going over the edge I’d down about half a can of coke. The combined awesomeness of reaching climax blazed as hell while getting a sugar rush was pretty intense for a 16 year old!
Also @ojai, that had me loling like a mofo