This is a naughty post for naughty people.
And that’s ok.
I’ve noticed in some porn that people are capable of actively speaking during orgasm, but all that ever happens in reality for most is usually something along the lines of: “NGHHHHDone.” Can you do this? Have an orgasm (either through masturbation or with “help”), and while you’re in the throes of it, say a full sentence. I figured this would be a nice challenge to pose to you guys since I’m sure with all the creative and bright minds we can get together some hysterical results or some weird ones- either way good times. Post what you said! Don’t be shy!
Here’s one to start if you’re uninspired:
“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”
(Sorry if HP has now been ruined for you)
@staylucky, No worries! I’ve always wanted to try something like this, but instead of coke it would be a spoonful of nutella in my mouth. The yumminess of the nutella and the orgasm combined would just… make an awesome thing increase it’s awesomeness a hundredfold… Brb, seeing if I have nutella…
Pffff, lightweights :D
I bet you’d love doing that with nitrous oxide. The effects are mindblowing. If you time it right you get this “Holy shit what’s happ-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA” feeling and crazy pleasure spasms.
If you’re already high (bud, fungi, and speed all work really well) this also acts like a booster rocket for that high (if you’re on hallucinogens it’s so amazing.)
Some people like poppers, but that shit’s real bad for you, so stay away from that.
If you just want the tasty pleasure rush, try mango. That shit tastes like sunshine and happiness.
@linnea The “ALL HAIL SATAN” idea is brilliant.
Other similar phrases that could be funny:
“Embrace the holy spirit!”
“The power of christ compels you!”
“I am the lord!”
“By Teutates!” (Asterix reference haha)
“Jai Kalika Mahapralaya!”
“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”
We really need more of these posts and less posts about drugs. We’ve got all the drugs we need inside of our bodies. I’m going to try the HP one next – it’s kind of hard to remind yourself of saying it though.
@manimal ; it seems we’re both right – it’s where the gods dwell, and there is also a hall inside of asgaard where men of valor that have died go; “valhalla” – but this is completely beside the point of this thread. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valhalla