Sense of humor.
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A man walks down the beach and comes across a woman with no arms or legs and she begs…” Can you please kiss me? I’ve never been kissed by a man!”
The kind gentleman obliges. As he walks away, she begs more intensely, ” I’ve never been screwed, please, can’t you find it in your heart?”
The man picks her up and casts her into the ocean, and says, ” You are screwed now..”