Sense of humor.

3 years, 2 months ago

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February 2, 2012 at 3:30 pm

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Profile photo of Sasho Stoyanov Anonymous (@) 2 years, 11 months ago ago

Gotta work-out to feel comfortable with my screen and body this summer. http://buttersafe.com/comics/2012-05-17-SwimsuitSeason.jpg

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Profile photo of Th-0m Th-0m (@0negative) 2 years, 10 months ago ago

Dark Humor and Irony crack me up the most.

What’s the difference between a dozen dead babies and a dozen cupcakes? I don’t have a dozen Cupcakes.

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Profile photo of Sasho Stoyanov Anonymous (@) 2 years, 10 months ago ago
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Profile photo of Christian Chavez Christian Chavez (@sonofsaul) 2 years, 10 months ago ago

A rope walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. Bartender says to the rope “we dont serve rope! get out of here!” Rope walks out of the bar really depressed because he has had a long day and just really wants a drink. Rope says to himself “I know ill tie myself in a knot and disguise myself so the bartender won’t recognize me.” So the rope ties himself in a knot, walks back into the bar and orders a drink. Bartender says “Man its been a rough day around… wait a minute, youre that same rope that walked in here a second ago. I just told you we dont serve rope! now leave and dont come back!” The rope walks out of the bar extremely disappointed cause he really just wants one drink. So the rope says to himself ” Ill disguise myself even more by fraying my hair and making it look all crazy,” so he does. He walks back into the bar, sits down and orders a drink. Bartender says, “hey are you that same rope that was just in here?” Rope says “Nope, I’m afraid not.”

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Profile photo of Sarcastic Roach Sarcastic Roach (@sarcasticroach) 2 years, 7 months ago ago

laughter is the best, well cheapest medicine….too much laughter and they’ll medicate you for that too…laughter while pointing tends to keep others from laughing with you (especially the pointee)…..laughing at the pain of others wont make friends (no matter how funny an old lady slipping on a banana peel may look)…laughing to tears and aching sides, or until food emerges from ones nose is the equivalent of a ” laff OD”…get a grip…giggle junkie….smiles are a gateway to uncontrolled hilarity, so dont abuse them…just remember to….
Laugh responsibly…

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