Shit that YOU MADE
Hello! My name is Jody and I’m sick of seeing people post stupid shit that other people made.
Not on here — on Facebook. The latest plague seems to be quote images. Not text quotes, images with nothing but words in them. UGH! Consume consume!
I’m not exactly sure why I’m so threatened by it all — I mean, as a creator, noticing that 99% of people don’t make their own stuff should give me comfort.
But anyway. Here’s some stupid, pointless, mediocre shit I made — BUT I MADE IT!
Please post something YOU made!
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Hey there people ! Im studying in med school but I love taking pictures ! Check them out !
@misssunbeam, that’s what I have been doing yeah. Just single. I would suggest shooting for the rectangle shape first just to get the feel of it because the circles get hard the bigger they get. I don’t use patterns so its hard to know where to increase. Basically everything I make, I’m just wingin’ it.
@estefania1, It was actually a turkey. First, I made a sage-butter and rubbed it all under the skin and in the cavity. Then I diluted some maple syrup with some hot water to make a maple glaze. I applied the glaze every 30 minutes and added the bacon two hours in.
However, I cannot MAKE these pictures viewable. any advice?
Here is the deck I spoke of, looks like you can just paste the stuff inside the IMG tags into the browser and see them.
@xdude, yes my business is only about half a year old and I still have LOTS to learn but if you know anyone who isnt looking for anything to advanced I can definitely help out :) My website is in my HE profile. Currently under going some work and will be up in a week or 2 :) Cheers
A poem I wrote:
7 billion people in the world
Distinguished by borders
Physical lines drawn in the sand
Or metaphorical fences built around the mind
Like barbed wire holding cattle
Anatomically we are the same
We all have lungs that breathe
Hearts that beat
Minds that think
And a sexual desire
We cannot allow ourselves to be separated
It does not matter the color of your skin
The beliefs you uphold
The economic situation you’re thrust into
Or your gender and sexual identities
We are One Race of humans
I also made this:
With a knock-knock and a cold wind
The period panelling moved away.
Then the paternal audit.
The other was silent, but
A matriarch’s love needs no words.
A glance blabs volumes.
“How was your journey?”
Fine. Nothing but banal.
Should it have been a grand coup?
Through land and sea and underworld.
Dauntless romping for a certain end,
To offer a prize at his door.
We sat on the suede for single malt
With talk of lavish distractions.
The fire roared off unyielding fuel
And illuminated the crystal.
“Can I smoke?” I could not.
A wishbone sat in the ashtray.
Rich polish and swirling white
In black, exploited the senses.
Scales of romantic beauty,
Descending, marching to torture,
(“Do you play?” He did not.)
In spite of the unplayed grand.
Then my compensation, floating
Down the stairs and we stood
As if to praise a grand centrepiece.
Curtseys and bows and sacrifices
And all the time was frittered
And all the traditions fulfilled.
We walked coldly on the wind.
She no longer belonged to me, but
To empty ashtrays and silent pianos.
When looking straight at her
And her down at me, I knew,
I would return with another, nameless.
@north, I liked that. Really relaxing. It actually sounds just like a soundtrack/background for a cool video. :) When I had a subscription in bandzoogle, I used to make the same kind of stuff like “in a galaxy”. I made it based on my pseudonym – beyond, beyond earth. Moons and stars and stuff. But why is yours Stupid Human? :D
My greatest creation.
I created’d Ice. In between my hands. I like to Cook. I play the drums.
I fly my mystical dragon when I sleep.
((it’s purple and green with some orange and yellow))
I play streetball basketball and skateboard, i’ve created movies consisting of such.
I’ve created sprite animations and stick figures.
My friends and I have done the Aristocrats. While getting drunk and switching musical instruments on every shot.