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The Short, 16-Step Guide to Getting Rid of Your Crap

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The Short, 16-Step Guide to Getting Rid of Your Crap
The Short, 16-Step Guide to Getting Rid of Your Crap

Yay, it’s Friday! Time to head home and relax after a week of hard work.

And then…

Enter the front door of your home.

Toss off your shoes. Notice, lying beneath, a pair of boots you have worn only once. Shrug.

Turn on the television and sit on your Ikea couch.

Attempt to relax. Awaken 20 minutes later, realizing that you’ve been passively flipping through channels. Turn off the TV, remove the batteries from your remote. Toss them in your Blendtec blender. Stop yourself moments away from doing something drastic.

Briefly fondle the iPhone in your pocket.

Stop yourself, realizing you were about to do the exact same thing with Reddit as you just did with TV. Call and cancel your data plan in the nick of time.

Begin to wonder what people did before television and internet access.

Observe the room around you, looking over the unread books and unwatched DVDs lining your dusty shelves. Consider shopping, then picture the unworn clothes occupying your cavernous walk-in closet.

Realize your imagination has turned all black and gray.

Suddenly recognize that you haven’t used your “spare” room… ever.

Do the math and realize said room is costing you five or six hours of work per month. Take out a piece of paper and compare it to that trip to Japan you’ve been meaning to take. Stare at the math in disbelief. Stuff the paper in your mouth and begin to chew.

Realize that the brief emotional rush that accompanied the purchase of each item in your home is now gone…

…leaving only the object itself in its most basic, uninteresting form. The gorgeous, pastel designer couch has become simply a chair. A beautiful glass buffet is transformed into a mere table. A set of immaculate handmade dishes has aged into nothing but a bunch of plates. Your goose down duvet is actually just a blanket.


Glance down at your groceries and realize that the Doritos, Lay’s, and Ruffles you purchased are all just colored corn and potatoes.

Open your credit card bill.

Wide-eyed, discover how often you’ve confused shopping with actual extra-curricular activities. Consider joining a monastery.

Remember that time you went over to a party in a friend’s pseudo-abandoned loft.

Recall the roommates, the self-made art and photos on the walls, the obscenely cheap rent, and the embraced simplicity.

Begin to make a quick list of the top 10 things you own in terms of how much they cost.

With horror, make a second list of the top 10 things that make you happy. Sense the creeping dread as you realize there is no overlap between the two at all. Shudder in terror.

Decide to have a packing party like your friend suggested one time.

Take the old sheets you never used from Crate & Barrel. Cover all your stuff with them. Endeavor not to uncover it unless you decide you need to use it. Realize suddenly that you would never use anything at all because you are never actually home.

Remember a time in childhood when you were more excited by ideas, love, travel, and people than by anything else.

Realize that you have, somehow, bought into a new religion, and that malls, from the inside, look exactly like cathedrals.

Consider starting a fire.

Consider that, perhaps, you are more than just your stuff.

Begin to take a long walk. Breathe.

Begin to relax. Give yourself the freedom to begin to dream again.

This post was written by Julien Smith, the CEO of Breather and Josh Millburn of TheMinimalists.com

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